The next time someone turns to me and says “Bob, son, your games, they’re bloody hard” I’m going to point them at this and say “Ha! Compared to this, my good friend, my games are like cute huggable kittens on a soft summers day”. “Go forth, good gentleman, play but don’t come running to me when you’re all broken inside”.
Trigger isn’t just hard. It’s fucking rock hard. It’s harder than Yozza Hughes. Yeah, that hard. It’s also so awesomely retro in its brutality and looks, like some expanded type in game from the Marquis De Sade after an extended session of early PC gaming. I like it, but I’m cocked if I can beat level one yet. Press A to target the enemies and once more to take the buggers out. Let one past and it’s bye bye game. So y’know, don’t let one past. Well, at least try to not let one past.
